"I don't care how popular it is. I still think it's not humane to eat pandas."
"Great location. Spacious though not particularly luxurious rooms."
"Pretty nice apart from the pickpockets and gangs."
"Classic fame whoring breakfast spot with amazing eggs benedict."
"The only thing sexier than the people...aw screw it, the food is good. Load up."
"The first person to navigate successfully to long term parking using nothing but the terrible signage will live forever. Or so the legend says."