"Service was appallingly slow, asked for the check and the waiter saw fit to take orders and pour drinks to a large party instead. 25 mins later asked again and finally got it. No apologies."
"Cheap beer, sunshine and the sweet, sweet smell of Jet Fuel A-1. Shame about the fag smoke though..."
"2,5 hours and no main course?? This isn't even slow food any more, this place just plain sucks. Go only if you don't have anything else to do for the rest of the day."
"Funny, out of the dozens of times I have been here most of the time I have been disappointed."
"The Goan Fish curry is wonderful."