"Now you can get a new debit card issued on the spot. Took less than 10 minutes total."
"Good, fair accountants. Got me a lot of $ back on my tax return."
"Maurice is really great about getting you an honest repair at a great price. Kind of hard to find, look for the Dealer's Choice sign, and make sure to bring cash or check."
"You can make waffles in the shape of Texas at the continental breakfast."
"$3.99 Michelada everyday & 99¢ margaritas Mon-Thurs."
"It gets pretty loud in here (for a library), so if you need a quiet place to study head straight for the back room."