"Parking is $10, bring lots of bug spray!"
"Up to 90% off Dell PC components!"
"Go see Carlos Rosas if you want a great deal on a new car! He really works hard for you and can help you get terms you want!"
"They never serve a hot meal (always lukewarm) but sure do take forever to serve you! Stay away!"
"Recently remodeled, enjoy the new look!"
"This place is disgusting and not even worth the standard rate, much less the inflated rate charged during Cowboys games."