"Confusing stairwell system. Cross your fingers that you never have to use the emergency fire escape route."
"The rotating menu of flavors is likely to please all palates. Liquid nitrogen churned ice cream is soft and fluffy. Feels like you're licking clouds!"
"Order a take-away and enjoy your beverage on the beach just a few steps away."
"Look out for the MUNI tracks at both ends. Don't get stuck!"
"Mezze platter is a great value and plenty to share. Reasonably priced dishes and plenty of pita bread."
"What are these, tacos for ants?? Pass on the food and have a cocktail or flight instead. La Paloma for the light tequila drinker and Hache for a bold mezcal lover."