"Voted best land based tour in Chicago by the Reader in 2012 & 2013!"
"Wet T shirt contest and the Big Titty Committee every 2nd Thursday at Bondage a-go-go."
"Try talking to the Grelbeards, they have awesome sweet rolls."
"Try the tube snake here, it's the best in Chicago!"
"Great service, super fast and nice."
"Try the Friday special. Always something great and different!"