"Lee is the nicest person working here!! Great customer service from him."
"AKA The house Turk built!"
"Also known as the panty dropper. Stop in and see why."
"You can thank a veteran for your freedom here!"
"this store misses my awesomeness but don't fret, only two months and I will be back. yes it is true, Kaci is cuter. check her out for all your computer needs"
"say hi to Turk from inventory. he is simply amazing"