"If you try the 90+ mph batting cage be forewarned: it has pitches inconsistently, often low and also has been getting jammed a lot resulting in a ball that is no more than 15mph and rolls to you."
"If you want extra crispy fries be sure to tell them when you order."
"Looking for a good scotch? They have the Yamazaki 12. Make sure you ask for it."
"Get to Old Ebbit Grill by 4pm and sit in Grants Bar. Drink 2 Maker's with Norm; get spanked by Margaret Anne."