"Owned by the one and only, David Thornton."
"Do not swim in the winter"
"Order the burger and ask for the special sauce, in the docket"
"Nice place to sit back, relax, watch NFL Redzone, and eat some hot cheetos"
"Good luck crossing any of the major streets. It is like playing Frogger"
"Watch out for the Speed Bumps! They're huge!"