"$4 for a scoop of guacamole? A microwaved chile relleno, soggy, with the cheese still cold and grated inside? No manager came by to make sure anything was okay. I'm never coming back."
"I went in for rubber bands. I couldn't find them and noone gave me any help, even as I told the greeter my problem as I walked out. Never going back."
"The wild mushroom ravioli is amazing. The pizza is really great too."
"Shittiest service ever. They employ morons. My orders are always wrong."