"They allowed some douchebag to change the Oriole game to watch the White Sox Tampa Bay. Bartenders lost a nice tip. Here's a tip, you're in Baltimore."
"Fish Tacos are great. Cream of crab bowl is huge. Lemon crushes are delicious."
"Capt'n Robbie C makes the rules on the water."
"Having the south Carolina bar b que chicken salad sandwich along with a Korean BBQ taco!"
"Mmmmm tasty Sierra Nevada Pale Ale in the fridge."