"This place smells like a bad cup of noodles, beer is warm, and sammiches look a bit funny, you're better of grabbing a bag of burger king"
"Great wash, say hi to the gorilla"
"Great hotel, probably best in the area. Hammock in the shower is a little creepy but makes for fun conversation with colleagues in the lobby bar :)"
"Awesome new sky club. Hands down one of the best."
"Great value for the hotel"
"Plenty of idiots that try to push an extended warranty, but nobody can answer basic questions."