"Cheapest, coldest beer in Sturgis in their beer garden, within walking distance of downtown and only 30 bucks a night to camp during rally. Hands down the best deal in Sturgis."
"If you see an artist working in the alley don't be afraid to tip them."
"Don't try to eat here between 2 and 5. You can't."
"The old "wizard" and the "dickhead cowboy" have been drinking here since most of us were in diapers. Have some respect, its their bar youre just drinking in it."
"Chukker ale is delicious if you like hairspray and earwax."