"Even if Wales lose a crucial game you can be buoyed by great company and good food."
"Reliable, helpful and trustworthy service."
"Gol is loads better than this place. Bigger pitches, better atmosphere."
"Here plays the greatest team in county cricket, Glamorgan."
"If you're buying a soft drink, ask for it without ice."
"The English department here is excellent. Almost as good as Plasmawr."