Rhys Howell: Deutsche Eck was designed to celebrate the famous 'Nussecken' cakes sold in every German bakery. Legend has it that the belly of the Kaiser's horse is filled with them.
Rhys Howell: They have the beers here. You can't buy them in a proper pint but this is one of the evils of Europe. A great spot without the German pißwasser
Rhys Howell: This place is called two planets because all the food is made of Mars bars and will give you mercury poisoning. [It's actually lovely - I feel bad now].