"RjD Tip #6: If the nightclub you're in does not have a balcony to dive from, it is indeed not really a nightclub to begin with."
"RjD Tip #5: Gray hair is the earned opportunity to dye your hair florescent colors, while skipping the bleaching step."
"RjD Tip #4: Chocolate covered espresso beans are the key to you becoming a superstar on the dancefloor this weekend!"
"RjD Tip #3: Always do ur shopping via infomercial. That way, if u order in the next 20 minutes, u can get it in 4 easy payments of $19.95"
"RjD Tip #2: A bedazzler will make any uncomfortable situation better."
"@RichardJDalton: RjD Tip #1: Put glitter in your clothes dryer. Your wardrobe will instantly become fabulous."