"There are yellow lines for a reason people, please use them."
"Sweet lighting and a DVD with random silhouette strippers. Oh and a stripper pole. Cheap drinks though!"
"One of the best repair shops in Illinois. I drive almost an hour to get my car fixed here. Honest work honest prices. Highly highly recommended."
"Nothing better than free breakfast on Monday, Wednesday and Friday!"
"The Big Apple has closed :("
"Great thin crust pizza, very fresh dough!"