"You are powerless over 4SQ"
"The poutine is breathtaking."
"The guy that owns this lil joint is a hot blond cross fit bro."
"The proprietor of this fine establishment is one of the hottest, sweetest guys in the Mile High. True story! Also throws a good shine."
"When no table can be had, sit at the coffee bar in the middle and enjoy the super secret power plugs underneath."
"The pie is almost as hot as the blokes who sling it."