"Avoid the tunnel during the annual Tunnel Monster cleaning. He only gets angrier if he hears engines while he's being scrubbed."
"This is THE WORST Post Office in the city! Don't go here unless you're desperate, or really like rude people who won't actually help you!"
"They see me rollin', they hatin'."
"Actually it's not unlimited refills for coffee and tea. You have to have a registered gold level Starbucks card, and you get one free refill within one hour of purchase, only if you stay in the cafe!"