"One of the best spots in the city for live music. Intimate experiences with soon-to-be-famous bands. Great place to stop off for a chilled out vibe on a weeknight."
"Songs cost a buck. Luck of the draw because they're all listed by song title and not artist. Have fun singing Human Nature by Madonna instead of MJ or whatever other song title has multiple artists..."
"No drinks on the dance floor means you lose out on revenue, geriatrics. Also, awesome. Also, grey hair is expected."
"Vampires live here. Watch for sparkly skin when (if) the lights actually come on."
"I knew you were struggle when you walked in... Struggle.. Struggle..."
"Forget switching from the F to an uptown 6... Taking the M21 straight to Broadway Lafayette/Bleecker gets you there so much faster."