"They don't fill your brake fluid unless you bring your own. lolwut"
"The waitstaff is terrible, not even worth a 10% tip."
"Hellooooo sexy dude behind the counter with a TMNT shirt!"
"My vagina has its own foursquare location. Rad."
"One of the most popular stores in the second or third largest mall in the US. Don't be upset if you have to wait in a line."