"Open on Saturdays until 3pm."
"While you're there getting a cheesesteak, grab a Tastykake for dessert. Best snack cakes ever, and a Philly original too!"
"Get the Liquid Crack. Tasty delicious!"
"If you're in from out of town for a Stars game, don't let some old lady tell you she knows hockey better than you. She doesn't."
"Tip the baristas. Friendliest in town!"