"Grab a fine cigar and order something to drink. Then, chill. Repeat as needed."
"Beware of creepy crawlers."
"Make friends with the cool guys who work here. They do a great job scrubbing the car before it hits the auto wash."
"Pittman gives the most awkward hugs. You should get one."
"On Wed nights, Summer Strickland sells awesome yummy goods for cheap!"
"Speak to the executive director, Teresa and take a tour! It's awesome how they care for people here!"