"They don't really care about their customers"
"Only pick the wet fun from under the tables it's the freshest!"
"If you sing Adele early in the morning hours and your drunk and in your underwear and it's rolling in the deep and your a guy!! I hope u can run fast they don't like that here"
"Fill out the email club card and get a free large pizza on your bday!"
"You can find treasure at the trash can next to the sound guy. Happens every Saturday night around 10:25p"
"Everything is great but try the table side quaca!"