"The tuna dish was tasty... It could have been just a bit more thermal hot. Maybe my colleagues dish delayed both, but my dish was cold."
"Don't Park in cell lot #2. 5 minutes to get in 1 hour to get out a disaster!"
"Beautiful, yet they nickel and dime you to death."
"Room 502 and sleep on the balcony."
"Very nice rooms. Beds are hard for my taste."
"Never trust the check in directions. This is a rat maize."