"These guys know how to look after you."
"If you want a curry in Musselburgh this is the best. Always great."
"Bbl has the finest link and lorne sausages in Edinburgh, hand made by their own butcher. Situated just opposite the pleaseance courtyard it's a good place to see stars during the Edinburgh festival."
"What this place needs is a giant clock on the wall."
"Don't have the piri piri chicken. Unless you like hot grease."