"WHAT?!!!! I CAN NOT HEAR YOU!!!!"
"Alex, the owner, is a true craftsman -- amazing place."
"Best place for breakfast and drinks when arriving/leaving the island."
"Melvin (Mel) is my trainer here, and and incredible motivator. A former Marine, the man is amazing... I'd suggest to anyone."
"Delicious breads and free wifi"
"Make sure you wear multiple mobile devices on your person before entering. And don't forget your jetpack!"