"I pooped under the table."
"Not much to see here, but make sure you see the tri-state boundary marker nearby. From the entrance road, drive south 2 miles, west 3 miles, north 2 miles. Take the unmarked dirt farm road west .5 mi"
"I'm often out of the office or traveling, so give me a ring before you stop by. Also, I occupy the south side of the building, so try the double doors off the driveway."