"Check out the fridge full of beer!"
"Now with new lights. 100% less rape-y"
"To whoever keeps changing this to "York Galleria Mall", you're an idiot. It's just called "York Mall", the Galleria is further up Mt. Zion"
"This gas station is bad. And you should feel bad for coming here"
"Come in on your day off to buy a nerf gun"
"Mayor looks like a pedophile"