"Try the fried yucca--it's awesome!"
"The cafe menu's pretty tasty."
"Everyone says how beautiful it is, and they're not kidding. Literally spent five minutes soaking it all in."
"If you're an old fart like myself but dig that younger person music, fear not! Plenty of space in the balcony to get your sit on!"
"Great milkshakes, good for a meal when you need something heavy"
"Highly suggest crab melt. It's really really good."