"Nadia is the best server at lunch time!"
"Very good, but S L O W... Muy bueno pero... L E N T O"
"Moules frites are awesome, as well as everything else I've ordered."
"Get fresh bread from the back of the store! Hot & delicious!"
"Clean up your pooch's mess & don't walk through the grass in sandals, bad idea."
"Another good reason to come to Guatemala"