"Weapons on the walls and trolls hidden in crevices throughout the bar...what more could one as for?"
"Small, intimate, and absolutely beautiful on the inside. A magical location for a small wedding."
"Despite the hotel being over 20 floors, the 'rooftop pool' is on the second floor #misleading"
"Whatever they tell you, the guacamole is not worth $15."
"If you don't make a reservation, I'm really sorry that you're going to have to wait a REALLY long time to get a table."
"Lobster Bisque is to die for!"