"The bottled water is relatively safe. Everything else, not so much."
"Great bartenders. Eric and Scott. Good guys."
"First 100 Tourists still qualify for free head bashing by marauding, lawless, thug skateboarders courtesy of Mayor Mike and NYPD."
"If your waiter is a sour prick, your meal will be less enjoyable. Since when does Tapas need to be ordered all at once? In this economy service should be paramount."
"Great service at bar. Always."
"Free evening of gang of 20 or more menacing skateboarders scaring old people, dogs, mothers and small children."