Tommy Sciacca

"To say it's mediocre would imply that this place is middle-of-the-pack. Not even close. Skip it."

"Best. Salmon. Ever. I know this is a mussels place, but get the salmon. It's epic."

"Looks like republican takeover of the planet. Ugh, enough with the brooks brothers wardrobes! Ugh."

"Scissor sisters reunion. A bunch a bottoms smacking beavs to 1990s techno. Skip it and go to Q."

"Good food. Mediocre service (be prepared to wait for them to acknowledge and seat you from the door). Lots of tourists."

"I think this place is a front for the sex trade. The waitresses' outfits reflect that. Service is terrible. Last time I went, I caught the waitress trying to steal my blackberry (not kidding)."