"Too much whiskey. #notreallyatip"
"If you need a place to put your head down and rest, try the downstairs rug. Comfortable, clean, and totally welcoming."
"Grandma slice is obsurdly good."
"Drink a bottle of water before you go. No bathroom and a full bladder is the only way to ensure that you don't spend all of your money here. The greatest record store in the world. No doubt."