"Good luck trying to find a shady spot to watch your kids play. Could use more coverage."
"Cheesy Heaven sandwich is soooo good!"
"Try to get use to the open space of the building. Your timing may be off in the beginning."
"The gentle hum from the lights is either soothing or annoying."
"The munchkins come in increments of 5 thanks to the asshole cashier informing me when I asked for a dozen."
"Try to get a seat quick. They fill up quickly due to three gates being at the end."