"I love the Green Godless Salad! Don't ever change it!"
"This place will always be called Sexy Squirrel Cafe to me. I miss the old sign out front! Great coffee, sandwiches, and pastries! One of the best in Woodside!"
"I scheduled a 4pm appointment. It's now 5:05pm. I guess the word "appointment" means something different here."
"The curry soup is to die for! The kale salad brought out my inner dinosaur. The veggie burger is like biting into a cloud of bliss. Falafel is good. Eggplant sandwich a win! Some real Earth food!!!!!!"
"Mushroom fajitas were delicious. However, the service was very slow and not great. Will not be back."