"Every 20 minutes my ass."
"Had an incredibly awesome lobster bisque here!"
"Great food but always incredibly slow no matter what. Even Seamless takes an hour for a salad."
"Lately the management has been slipping. Last three movies there was sound but no picture through the previews. Hope it's not becoming a habit."
"Hey owners, pick up ze shit."
"Shepherd's Pie made with duck is excellent"