"Stunning building and lovely food."
"Nice place, though, in the bistro, you need to insist on at least 2 tea bags in your teapot! Can only describe the tea as prison grade witches piss!"
"Best customer service I've had from any dealership. Couldn't do enough for me."
"Mirrored toilet cubicles at Cambridge Train Station! #classy"
"A room with a view to die for!"
"Ivor's not wrong! Room 2 generally tidy and has good facilities, but the window frame could use some filler!"