"Marinated pork was nice. Plantains are a must. Good stuff."
"Google the conspiracy theories about this airport. Did you know the blue bronco statue outside killed its creator? Crazy."
"Decent burritos. Used to have the caliente salsa, but not sure if they still have it. Beats the standard airport fare."
"Ticket agent went out her way to help me. Also love the new fresh food items."
"TSA Pre is worthless here; laptops and 3-1-1 liquids still need to come out. Biggest airport I know of that still doesn't have a proper Pre line. Join us in the 21st century, KCI."
"Don't put your boarding pass away just yet. You'll need to show it at least once more to the minions below before boarding."