"They don't give crutches anymore. Probably something they should have told me before I came here today. How crappy is that? They say it may be. Liability. I believe not having them might be more."
"Do not, and I mean, do not buy a single thing from gift shop. The man rips you off and doesn't care. $8 for Q-tips, a travel pack."
"Master shine does great work. Johnny takes care of you. It's worth it to look good."
"Wifi needs some work. Very slow."
"Go see an improv comedy show at SAk Comedy lab. Very funny."
"Shuttle to a small plane."