"Smells like Dirty Dog. Tastes like Hooters."
"Great date spot to take a girl you met online. She'll invite you to her place afterwards.. Things will go well! Then she'll start dating a bartender days later. Really enjoyed the seasoned potatoes."
"Fantastic in every way but the wifi is consistently terrible"
"It's all good. Best coffee in town"
"Good people watching. Great rolled tacos. A soda machine I can't figure out"
"Great place to leave your lover"