"Lucid Absinthe truffles are AMAZING"
"Well... it very well be the only 70MPH section in Ohio that is not under construction. But watch for deer!"
"As the new new mayor, I order the office to fix ALL the air conditioners!"
"Please call ahead if you are doing late night carry out/drive thru. The people who DID call ahead, who are behind you in the drive thru, will appreciate it."