"Saturday farmers' market is amazing. Hit up the baker. $5 stromboli that feeds 4 and the best quiche."
"You absolutly must come on Wednesday, December 9th for the stand-up comedy. Hysterical!!"
"Absolutely must try the Paneer Tikka Masala ($9.95, BBQ Cottage Cheese cubes in raditional Makhani sauce). Getting some garlic naan to dip in the excess sauce is not a terrible idea either."
"Must try both cheesesteak and seitan cheesesteaks at the Abbaye. It's just so hard to deny the macaroni and cheese."
"Harvest Cheddar Sunchips to scoop Breakstone cottage cheese? Will this be good..? Fantastic!"