"come down on Sunday afternoons to watch the local Australian Rules football competition"
"don't take the trolleys past the yellow line"
"If you do the moonwalk on the way out, the barman will look at you strangely"
"Visitors Car Park #10 is the best"
"Always return your visitors pass to Karen when visiting us on Level 3"
"watch out when driving down the hill in the mornings, cars turning into the road always do so quickly and often onto your side too!"