"Marvelous place this is."
"A great place for dirty hipsters to "people watch" and think of their next blog post, which will likely be an ironic one."
"They practice blast fishing, so you may taste the nitrate residuals that have been infused into the seafood.. Other than that.... A-1"
"This apartment complex is unlike any other in that it is mismanaged to perfection."
"The oldest building in campus, but then again who cares."