"Terrible food. Poutine was ordinary and pizza was terrible."
"Ask for a cherry coke/diet coke. They'll make it for you with grenadine and a maraschino cherry. Delicious!!"
"Get the Mac n cheese with peas and ask them to put tuna on top. Yum!!"
"Millionaire's bacon and the bottomless mimosa (regular, sweet with raspberry lemonade or bitter with grapefruit juice). Do it!! You won't regret it!"
"Get an email when there's a letter in your PO Box...free!!"