"The whine of the plumbing near my room is incessant. Good thing I brought earplugs."
"Escalators and moving sidewalks are being repaired more often than they're working."
"I love the Mexican Omelette. Breakfast only."
"No ironing board, so the brought 1 up w no pad. When I asked, I was told, "Use a towel.""
"Service here is aleays awful. Been sitting 15 minutes and nobody has even cleaned the table from the last customer."
"My wife thinks the split pea soup is the best on the planet."