"Be sure to order your dense donuts first so they don't crush your honey dip."
"Worth it to be a local. And if you aren't, they'll still treat you like one. However, if you go here enough and they won't even card you anymore."
"All starters, all the time. But, if you can't decide, go for the lobster gnochetti and steak tartar"
"Why stand in line for 15 min? Order ahead and pick up right at the counter. Then tell everyone to eat your onion bagel dust (drop the mic)."
"Sunday AM spin & abs with Michelle is a killer. Beware of the bikes; they move left and right for extra oblique work."
"BYO. And grab an extra bottle because you're probably going to wait awhile for a table. But ask that nice hostess over there - she'll open your wine to help pass the time."