"At least no one has been murdered here in a while."
"Bring live bait, never had luck with artificial lures"
"$10.99 Stella , Corona, Pacifico, Modelo 12 3/7 - 3/13! !!!"
"Besure to pick up some Guiness or Killians for St Patty's while you are here!"
"Try the Harpoon Celtic ale!New belgium also has a folly 12pk now!"